Whatsapp Funny English Jokes Message Collection On 04 Mar, 2014

Mr.Bean Science
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Major Rohail:
I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
Due to electric failure

Mr.Bean:
Ya me too
I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs
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a lady went to paris,and got lost at the streets
and she asked an old man for directions

LADY:excuse me sir, where does this street go?
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the old man replied .
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OLD MAN:im sorry dear,i grew old here and walk this road a thousand times but
i have never seen that street go anywhere..
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A Japanes guy threw his cellphone to the sea...
Filipino guy: OMG, why???
Japanese guy: we have a lot of cellphones in Japan
An American lady threw her laptop to the sea...
Filipino guy: whatta waste!!!!
American lady:.there are lots of laptops in the US
Then a beautiful lady came to join them..the Filipino guy push her to the sea..everybody was shocked..
Everybody : why yoy pushed her???
Filipino guy: we have lots of FILIPINO LADIES in the Philippines...
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